The Slashie Award goes too....

"Hey how was your Christmas?"
"Good but someone slashed my tires."

I used to hate Christmas and now it has caught up to me. Some one who hates people who hates Christmas has done it! I'm starting to hate Christmas less for those that are saying "whaaaaa-t? hate Christmas? Why she must be a Jew? Hot pocket!" No I'm not a fan of the Holiday for other reasons. Strangly this incident doesn't add to it.

So the incident if you want it in more details goes like this.
Christmas day, the snow is getting gnarly (gnar gnar being my new favorite word on paper) so per suggested by the news, I didn't drive back. Being that I had to be at work by 11:30am I wanted an early start on snow douched roads. As I scraped my car (which by the way my dad had already done because he is so nice) I noticed my car leaning to the side. As I investigate I find I have two flat tires. Worried to make it on time to work I call AAA to get a tow truck out. Texting Rhett about the situation: "yeah and I only have ONE spare!" Rhett "wait you only have one?" Dre "wait are you saying you have more than one? doesn't that defeat the name spare?" Rhett "you can't tell the sarcastic tone"

So tow truck later I'm at Big O to get my tires fixed, since that's where I got them. At this point I'm thinking A. is it something I ran over like broken glass from the car accident I passed. B. is it something to do with the cold and expansion? C. i really don't know.

Joe my tire guy showed me my tires under water to see there are about one inch slashes on the side wall. Damage to the sidewalls are unfixable and is seen as vandelism. bottom line, I have to pay for it. For the moment he hooks me up with $30 used ones to get on my way, they didn't have my tire type anyway.

Reactions:
1. Who did you piss off?
2. Was it a vexed lover?
3. Where was it?
4. Who did it?
5. All four?
6. Did you cut anyone off?

Answers:
1. I don't know, I'm unhateable
2. No, I don't have lovers in Provo and I doubt it's Brandon he's old old news, like "other life" old news.
3. My parents driveway in Mapleton Utah. Tiny Town, almost behind my parents house.
4. Yeah, no I don't know how I would know. But thanks for asking.
5. No just the two on the passenger side
6. I don't think so and I'm pretty sure no one was around when I pulled into the driveway.

Well that's all I got for ya. Still waiting to talk to the insurance agent to see what my options are.

People I don't expect to feel bad for me....

I. jarem and chantel: they live in Rose Parks, nuff said. Oh and their house was broken into on Christmas day, night, something like that.
II. Jon Madsen: his car has been broken into like 3 times a summer that he leaves the windows down so he doesn't have to pay for new windows so much. And he lost a stereo.
III. Rhett: His car has been broken into and window shot at on the road of his house, my house, and another girls house because he was there when she got scared when she heard a noise.
IV. Regan, she was robbed and lost everything.

But these are some of my closest friends. I think someone is out for our circle of friends. If not then I think it's Britney Spears. And if you're watching the same shows we are, then you get the joke.